Karakuri Babble is a daily column by the editors of i360.com, usually on topics tangentially related to anime and cosplay.
In the past we have endorsed many things; in the future we shall support many others.
Remember that Agent Smith speech To Morpheus about how the smell of humans just turns his stomach. He's recalling being at a convention.I mean, certainly it's an easy target. I've complained myself, and I barely have any functioning sensorium to speak of. (One might recall Wells' Martians, whose evolution had brought them to the state of brains in heavily-armed jars -- a near-total physical incapacity is the idea I'm trying to convey.) But really, I think that the answer is simpler than that: